You breed dogs to sell in Ontario; you drive like a freak in Cato. Your chattel incessantly hump legs; I watched you incessantly hump bumpers. You make those who purchase your dogs promise not to spay or neuter right away; your need for speed right now endangers lives on the highway.
“Gotta Be Goldens,” you’re going to kill someone if you keep driving like I saw you driving this summer.
You’ll notice I can’t read your license plate in this picture I took from the passenger’s seat. That’s a result of what’s called a safe following distance. Please look it up.
Apparently, I’m not the only person so frustrated with a driver that I’ve decided to post a story on the internet. There’s this example taken from stop-and-go traffic in Fairfax, Virginia, and over at Platewire, posters share identifying information about reckless drivers. The Australians are upset by this behavior, too.
